"Lincoln: "No, I'm Lincoln. "Lincoln: "The Royal Woods Roosters! Charley Horse! [runs off]Coach: "Guys, how about this one?" [blows whistle and poses][Lynn and Lincoln switch off. "Lincoln: [with his tongue tied] "But, I, uh..."Lynn Sr.: "Not telling your family..." [in a proud tone] "...you're a big Football star!?" I didn't wanna play Football, so I convinced Lynn to play for me. The official script for "Cherokee Hair Tampons" was released by South Park Studios. The only difference, as we’ll see in a moment, occurs in line 3. [charges at Lincoln]Lincoln: [trying to run away only to pull a muscle again.] ]Lola: [enraged] "YOU WANT AN INJURY?! Discover (and save!) "[The score is 28 to 27 with the Roosters leading by one]Coach: "We're up by one with a minute to go. "Hocker 1: "Nice cheer. This would give you a chance to play, and me a chance to live out my full life. Come on, Mom. "[They laugh which irks Lynn]Lynn: "You chumps are lucky I'm not playing, 'cuase I'd whoop all your butts! I'm one man short. ]Lynn Sr.: [panting] "Good workout, eh, son? ]Announcer: "Tackle made by Loud! "[It appears Lincoln is following along. Raw Deal: Lucy reads Lincoln's fortune and says that his day will "end in tragedy", causing him to become a hypochondriac, which puts a damper on his day at a national park. I know, honey, but you left me no choice. ]Lincoln: "I caught it! And if you need some new moves for your touchdown dance..." [shows off some of his break dancing moves and scats.] 1:19. ], [Lincoln is wearing his gear, waving to his mom and heading off to one of his games but heads over to a tree where Lynn is waiting. "[Some popcorn falls on Lincoln]Lincoln: "Touchdown, Lincoln Loud! We lost! Doctor Liane Cartman Mrs. ]Lynn: "Uh...I gotta pee." Charley Horse! And I have just the thing. Typically, a new roof installation is a two-day process, but it depends on the size of your roof. ]Lynn: "Hike!" watch 01:48. ]Lynn Sr. and Rita: "LYNN?! "[They hock loogies and Lynn growls at them viciously. Add Your Vote Now ! [pretends to do aerobics] "I'm exercising right now!" "Lincooln: [worrisome] "All of you? "Lincoln: "Just not the face. Look!" I'll teach you everything you need to know about Football. The Hockers from before laugh and hock some more. Some Peanuts style music starts to play and Lincoln charges at the ball, but Lucy pulls it away just like in the comic strip. Hit the showers! Rita catches him and tells him that he needs to do some more exercise so she sends Lincoln with his father to jogging with him and his friends in the mall, but Lincoln prefers to go to the arcade instead of jogging. [throws mud at Lincoln]Lincoln: "I'm not gonna miss that. When we play you, you're cock-a-doodle-doomed! ]Coach: "Back off! I thought you were Lincoln. Uh...the thing is, that was in the past, and I'm all about the future. "Ow! "[Lincoln starts to sneak off]Coach: "Loud, where are you going? I'm one man short. It's the Roosters VS the Hockers. The movie features inmates at a prison who play football against their guards. "Lincoln: "Well, now we got a problem. The show was based on and started as the 2013 short film/pilot by Chris Savino. "[It turns out he's just reading a comic book he taped to his mother's glutes. "Lincoln & Lynn: [waving their hands high up] "Cock-a-doodle-doo! Uh...the thing is, that was in the past, and I'm all about the future. She takes him for a jog around the neighborhood. "[This time, Lincoln puts on an umbrella hat and saves himself from getting splashed by water]Lincoln: "Ha!" [snaps the ball to Lynn][The Hockers charge at Lynn all at once and plow to the ground, leaving her injured. He misses and gets pegged in the back of the head by the ball. Next scene is the rainy yard again. [sticks his leg out]Lola: [grinning fiercely] "We'll see. The Loudest Yard: Lincoln's mom signs him up for junior football so he can get some exercise. Most 360° revolutions on a kiiking swing - individual. Lola has her kiddie car all warmed up, ready to do something that involves injuring Lincoln]Lincoln: "Go easy, okay?" Lucy has a sign that says "Embrace the darkness". I'LL GIVE YOU ONE!!!" ]Luna: "LET'S PLAY BALL, DUDES!!! He tries it only to throw up in the toilet. "[Lynn realizes it's not gonna be easy. "Lynn: "I'm fine. "Lincoln: "Mom, wait! "Lincoln: "Bathroom! "[They hock loogies and Lynn growls at them viciously. I don't even know how to play. ]Lincoln: "Ha!" ]Announcer: "Number one, Lincoln Loud! "Lynn: "Yeah, right..."Lincoln: "Why not? "[The Hockers are victorious and take home the winning trophy, leaving Lincoln to realize his mistake]Lincoln: "Uh-oh..."[The other Roosters come charging at Lincoln to get back at him for botching the last play, and he runs away from them]Lincoln: [to the viewers] "A correction to my previous statement: I am not a natural. "[They switch off and Lynn gets the mud ready. Luckily, THE LONGEST YARD, his latest movie, is his best film since TOMMY BOY thanks to Segal's great comedic direction. Just don't blow it. "Lola: "Well, he deserves it! "You can do this. He's playing Basketball with Liam. The series revolves around the chaotic everyday life of a cyborg human boy named Lincoln Loud, who is the middle child and only son in a large family of 15 children. "Coach: "I got a problem, Ref. Rita comes in to his room. "[Lily drops her drink through the crack between seats and babbles upon seeing their secret. Take off your helmet. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. "[Lynn grins with acceptance. "[The Hockers come charging at Lincoln and he runs around the field like crazy and scores on the end zone. [makes another pose], [The second half begins]Rooster Player: "Set, hut, hut, hike!" "Ow, ow! "[Lincoln starts to sneak off. Back at the house, Rita is following along with an aerobics show. "[It turns out he's just reading a comic book he taped to his mother's glutes. "Lynn Sr. "You betcha! "Lincoln: [uneasy] "What kind of measures? Only one more game to go! "[The coach takes Lynn's helmet off and reveals her in front of everyone]Lynn Sr. and Rita: "LYNN?! Here’s how to prepare: I only know how to give 110%. Because I'm so good, the whole family wants to watch me play tomorrow. Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! The Loud House S01E13 For Bros About to Rock + It's a Loud, Loud, Loud, Loud, House. The ref blows his whistle and the team carries Lynn to the sidelines. ]Lynn: [sighs] "I'm gonna miss this." ", [The big game. Come on, Mom. "Lynn: [thinking about it] "Hmm...I could use another sport right now. "[Lincoln gets down on the ground and takes out his wallet and a five dollar bill]Lincoln: "I've only got a 5. "Rooster Player: "Set, hut, hut, hike!" [falls over in pain]. [dances and scats some more][Enter Lynn]Lincoln: "Lynn, you were just supposed to play, not become a big star! [heads out onto the field to play.] Lana has face makeup on and is holding a sign that says "GO!". Finally, the The Longest Yard script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the Adam Sandler football movie. Haven't seen that headline since my break dancing days. ligiateresa8268. [snaps the ball and passes it to Lincoln]Lincoln: "I caught it! There's no reason we can't do it for one more game. Lynn Sr. is dressed in a Rooster costume with his tail feathers blocking Rita's face. Hit the showers! "Coach: [sympathetically to Lynn] "Take care of that ankle. Message received, loud and clear: Let’s show you how to add a domain user to the local Administrators group. "Lynn Sr. "Bogus, guys! [makes another pose], [The second half begins]Rooster Player: "Set, hut, hut, hike!" ]Lynn: "You chumps are lucky I'm not playing, 'cuase I'd whoop all your butts! [dances and scats some more. By sunset, she makes it back and Lincoln took a bus back home much to her disappointment. "Announcer: "Ladies and gentlemen, as a special treat, Luna Loud will be performing the National Anthem! "Lincoln: [waving] "Hey, guys! You can do this. He's playing catch with Clyde. ]Coach: "Hey, Loud, over here! Room for Improvement with the Casagrandes, Pranks for the Memories with the Casagrandes, https://theloudhouse.fandom.com/wiki/The_Loudest_Yard/Script?oldid=967215. We lost! Lucy has a sign that says "Embrace the darkness". "Hawk: "Back for more, Loud? "Coach "Again? It's not healthy to sit around playing video games all day." with her face as the first "O". The Hockers from before laugh and hock some more. Tweak Miss Information Carlos Ramirez Chief Running Pinto Principal Victoria South Park School Board Members Sheila Broflovski … [tosses it to him]Lincoln: [chuckles nervously] "Saving it for the game. "Lynn: [thinking about it] "Hmm...I could use another sport right now. Look!" "[The local news team is out on the sidelines]Coach: "Hey, Loud, over here! And if you need some new moves for your touchdown dance..." [shows off some of his break dancing moves and scats] "I'm on fire, on fire, on fire!" Hey, Dad." D&D Beyond Why would you wanna do that? Incidentally, the script to do this is almost identical to the script for adding a local user to the Administrators group. [runs off]Coach: "Guys, how about this one?" "[A rocking version of the Star-Spangled Banner begins to play, with Lynn in a conundrum]Lynn: "Uh...I gotta pee." "[She puts the pedal to the metal, and at the last second, Lincoln moves his leg out of the way, making Lola crash right into the trash. They switch the gear off to her and she goes to play the game while Lincoln relaxes by a tree reading comics. "[The whistle blows, ending the game]Coach: "Loud, you ran the wrong way and scored a safety for the other team! "Lincoln: "This is all my fault, Mom. ]Lincoln: "I read ya loud and clear, Mom. "[It appears Lincoln is following along]Lincoln: "I read ya loud and clear, Mom. Back at the house, Rita is following along with an aerobics show. Along with him he brings his great stories, his hip hop esque composure, and his thoughts on marriage. Lola has her kiddie car all warmed up, ready to do something that involves injuring Lincoln. Lowest limbo ice skating over 10 m. Most bridal bouquets caught. "Lola: [holding her grudge] "You got that right! "[A hot dog lands on Lincoln's head]Announcer: "Ball carried by Loud! "[The ref blows his whistle]Referee: "Halftime! Charley Horse! Feast your eyes on the best moments from The Loud House Thanksgiving special! HOW TO DRAW LUAN - THE LOUD HOUSE / como dibujar a luan - the loud house. He's playing Badminton with Lola. Only one more game to go! Take off your helmet. I see I'm going to have to take other measures. "[He is now given gear for a certain sport]Lincoln: "Football? ]Lynn Sr.: "Ahem? ]Coach: "You guys want an action shot of me and my whistle?" your own Pins on Pinterest "Lincoln: "Actually, Mom, some studies show-"Rita: "Out. What can you tell us about it? [heads out onto the field to play] "You can do this. A Chinese prison, rainy day. ]Lynn: "Oh, we're wrestling? Whether your roof replacement will take one day or three, it will be very disruptive to your children and pets. She shows him how to pass by tossing a ball through the center of the tire swing. What team are you on? [pulls a muscle] "Ow, ow! The ref blows his whistle and the team carries Lynn to the sidelines. "[Lincoln comes to a halt and sees the arcade. [charges at Lincoln]Lincoln: [trying to run away only to pull a muscle again] "Ow, ow! ]Rita: "Lincoln, why don't you go outside? "[Cut to a montage of Lincoln participating in sports, but not actually playing them. Lynn Sr. breaks out some of his dance moves and knocks his drink with his tail feathers, causing it to splash Lincoln below]Announcer: "Tackle made by Loud! / Presently BENEATHA'S bedroom door opens and RUTH'S / mouth falls and she Clyde tosses him the ball but he's just reading comic books and misses the ball. "Lincoln: "So, what do you say?" She shows her brother how to step by running through tires which he trips over and gets rolled off by. [throws mud at Lincoln]Lincoln: "I'm not gonna miss that. [takes off his umbrella hat] "Mom, I'm sorry I lied, and now I'm gonna do what you asked me to: get some exercise. Whee! He returns home and lets his mother know the game went well. / At rise: RUTH is ironing again. "Sure you would, ponytail. Synopsis: Majority House Whip Francis Underwood takes you on a long journey as he exacts his vengeance on those he feels wronged him - that is, his own cabinet members including the President of the United States himself. "[He's conversing with Lola about his quandary. "Lynn: [to Lincoln] "Wait. One way or another, you have to get some exercise. Hey, Dad." "[They hock loogies]Hank:"What team are you on? "[Under the bleachers, Lincoln has swapped the gear out over to Lynn. [Episode begins with Lincoln playing a video game of Muscle Fish escaping a crazy kitchen. [laughs, then turns to the viewers] "I don't know what I was so afraid of. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to pee." Serving time in prison for car theft, he meets condemned murderer Ben Harper (Peter Graves), who confesses to hiding $10,000 in stolen loot. The Loop (TV) Do you like this video? "Lola, that's unnecessary roughness! Plus, I'm gonna get my butt kicked. ]Hawk: "Hey, aren't you that twerp from the park? Next scene is the prisoners assembling toy robots in a dimly lit room. [blows a whistle and stops the brawl.] "[Rita sighs and walks away]Lincoln: [to the viewers] "Clearly, I cannot play football. "Lincoln: "You guys are playing junior football, too? "[A rocking version of the Star-Spangled Banner begins to play, with Lynn in a conundrum. "Lincoln: [worried] "That last play? "[Lynn nods and runs off. "Lynn: "Don't worry. There's no reason we can't do it for one more game. [passes the ball to Lincoln][Lincoln gets decked in the eye and crashes by the feet of some bulky Football kids who laugh at his pain]Hocker 1: "If you clowns are done, we need the field! The following is a transcript for the episode "The Loudest Yard". Lemkuil tops out at 117 decibels, measured at a distance of 8 feet, 2 inches, and has his Guinness certificate to prove it. "Rita: "Yes! I mean, unacceptable! "Lincoln: "Maybe for you. by Michael Wheeler (mweheeler@gladstone.uoregon.edu) and … "Rooster Player: "Set, hut, hut, hike!" "[The Louds and some of the show's staff cheer for this, but the rest of the staff is upset by it. Rita: "Lincoln, why don't you go outside? After the game, Lynn returns and switches the gear back on Lincoln, but before he can return home, she throws some mud on his face to make it look convincing. Haven't seen that headline since my break dancing days. "[The coach takes Lynn's helmet off and reveals her in front of everyone. ]Announcer: "Touchdown, Lincoln Loud! Lana has face makeup on and is holding a sign that says "GO!". "Lynn: "Sorry, Linc. "Lincoln: [does the cheer] "Cock-a-doodle-doo, coach!" The Loudest Yard (2016) Season 1 Episode 121-A- The Loud House Cartoon Episode Guide by Dave Koch BCDB Rating: " The Loudest Yard " has not yet received enough votes to be rated. We're gonna knock you on your tail feathers. "Lynn: "Uh...I gotta..."Coach: "Let me guess. Go to the bathroom. "[She puts the pedal to the metal, and at the last second, Lincoln moves his leg out of the way, making Lola crash right into the trash]Lola: [enraged] "YOU WANT AN INJURY?! Charley Horse! We gotta practice for junior football league. Why Do I Have to Wear a Seatbelt? "Lynn: "Well, that's me! Exercise can be fun! ], [In the backyard. ]Lincoln: "Go easy, okay?" Lynn tosses a horseshoe that misses the ringer and hits Lincoln's shin]Lincoln: "OW! Leni, Luan, Luna, and Lola are excited for the game, but Lisa is just reading a book on advanced calculus. "Lincoln: "You guys are playing junior football, too? "Lincoln: "Right..."[Cut to the tree in the backyard; Lincoln is still playing his video game]Rita: "That's not what I meant! Give him some air! "[The Louds and some of the show's staff cheer for this, but the rest of the staff is upset by it. He tries it only to throw up in the toilet. Lynn Sr. is dressed in a Rooster costume with his tail feathers blocking Rita's face. "Lynn "That's enough! ]Coach: "Loud, you ran the wrong way and scored a safety for the other team! "Coach: [sympathetically to Lynn] "Take care of that ankle. I was trying to help him get out of playing Football, and he made me total my car! We're so proud of you, son! LAUGH OUT LOUD… 4.8 out of 5 stars ... the script is solid with a great story line n this remake to the 1974 sports comedy of the same name, 'The Longest Yard' tells the story of pro quarterback Paul Crewe (Adam Sandler) and former college champion and coach Nate Scarboro (Burt Reynolds), who are both doing time in the same prison. This goes on into the Fall season]Lincoln: "I can't believe we pulled this off! ]Coach: "Back off! "[A hot dog lands on Lincoln's head. Synopsis: The Rev. By LoudCartoonist99 Watch. ]Hawk: "YEAH! The Loud House is a 2016 animated series produced by Nickelodeon Animation Studios which premiered on May 2, 2016. "[He head home only to be met up with his Dad. "Lynn: "I'm fine. "Lincoln: "The Royal Woods Roosters! "Lincoln: [does the cheer] "Cock-a-doodle-doo, coach!" This would give you a chance to play, and me a chance to live out my full life. "[Lily laughs as Lynn heads out onto the field]Lynn: "Alright, let's beat these chumps! Leni, Luan, Luna, and Lola are excited for the game, but Lisa is just reading a book on advanced calculus. She shows him how to drink raw eggs for protein. There's no girls' league around here, right? [tosses it to him]Lincoln: [chuckles nervously] "Saving it for the game. She shows him how to pass by tossing a ball through the center of the tire swing. [blows whistle and poses][Lynn and Lincoln switch off]Reporter: "That last play was sensational. "[Lincoln switches out with Lynn who runs into two familiar players]Hocker 1: "Hey, aren't you that twerp from the park? Fandom Apps Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. [does their cheer] "Cock-a-doodle-doo? "I'm on fire, on fire, on fire!" Plus, I'm gonna get my butt kicked. We fooled everyone all season. "Lincoln & Lynn: [waving their hands high up] "Cock-a-doodle-doo! Football rules! ]Lincoln: "I've only got a 5. This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of The Longest Yard. I know, honey, but you left me no choice. "Lincoln: "So, what do you say?" Fortunately, in a big family, there's always someone who can help you out of a jam. What can you tell us about it? [laughs, then turns to the viewers] "I don't know what I was so afraid of. "Lynn: [to Lincoln] "Wait. [pulls a muscle.] Coloring THE LOUD HOUSE LOGO | The Loud House Nickelodeon Coloring Pages For Kids. Just don't blow it. The game starts with the kickoff and Lynn catches the ball and scores a touchdown. I mean, unacceptable! "Referee: "Coach, get your team on the field or you forfeit. [snaps the ball to Lynn][The Hockers charge at Lynn all at once and plow to the ground, leaving her injured. When we play you, you're cock-a-doodle-doomed! "Lincoln: [keeping up at a normal pace] "Feeling the burn, Dad..."Lynn Sr.: "Last one to the food court buys the soft pretzels! "Coach: "Would somebody mind telling me what the heck is going on? "[However, the Hocker player tags him, indicating he screwed up]Hocker 1: "YEAH! Would you like to modify this script to better suit your style? I think I just sprained my ankle. Most patents credited as inventor. In real life, hijacking motor vehicles just leads to trouble. "[Hockers hock again]Lincoln: [intimidated] "You can't do this. "Lincoln: "No, you're not." Watch The Loud House - Season 1, Episode 41 - The Loudest Yard: Lincoln has Lynn take his spot on the school football team. I'll teach you everything you need to know about Football. ]Referee: "Touchdown, Roosters! "[The score is 28 to 27 with the Roosters leading by one. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to pee." I'd like to know, too! Clyde tosses him the ball but he's just reading comic books and misses the ball. For example, the final two minutes of Driving Miss Hazy offend me because I've failed my driver's test twice, and was emotionally devastated both times I failed. Taking place in … "Hawk: "Nice cheer. Sep 18, 2016 - This Pin was discovered by Dark Oblivion 2. "[They laugh which irks Lynn. There's no girls' league around here, right? "Hocker 1: [ruffles her hair not intimidated one bit] "Sure you would, ponytail. The following is a transcript for the episode "The Loudest Yard". Lynn Sr. and some of the other fathers are power walking inside]Lynn Sr.: [panting] "Good workout, eh, son? "[End montage]Rita: "Ugh. "[End montage]Rita: "Ugh. "Hank: "Yeah! Jensonraymond. “Miss Scarlet &The Duke” Episode One Sunday, January 17, 2021; 8 – 9pm ET on PBS Thrown onto her own, Eliza goes to work as a private detective to get out of I've only got four. I'm gonna pluck me a few feathers! [snaps the ball and passes it to Lincoln. Lynn Sr. and some of the other fathers are power walking inside. "Coach: "Would somebody mind telling me what the heck is going on? It has been corrected and proof-read (twice!) We're so proud of you, son! "Rita: "There's my little Football star! "[They switch off and Lynn gets the mud ready. "Lincoln: [uneasy] "What kind of measures? "Lincoln: "Actually, Mom, some studies show-"Rita: "Out. "Rita: "Yes! "[Hawk and Hank walk off laughing some more. Get out of playing Football? "Lynn: "Don't worry. I'LL GIVE YOU ONE!!!" with her face as the first "O". You seriously will die if you watch this with headphones on. You know sports aren't my thing. "Lynn: "Well, that's me! See? AND I JUST PUT IN THE CUPCAKE AIR FRESHENER! She shows her brother how to step by running through tires which he trips over and gets rolled off by. Kevin Hart brings his “Let Me Explain” tour to Madison Square Garden in New York City. "[Hockers hock again]Lincoln: [intimidated] "You can't do this. "Lincoln: [with his tongue tied] "But, I, uh..."Lynn Sr.: "Not telling your family..." [in a proud tone] "...you're a big Football star!?" Some Peanuts style music starts to play and Lincoln charges at the ball, but Lucy pulls it away just like in the comic strip. I only know how to give 110%. [runs off][Lincoln switches out to join the rest of the anthem as Luna finishes her performance by smashing her axe on stage. "Lincoln: [keeping up at a normal pace] "Feeling the burn, Dad..."Lynn Sr.: "Last one to the food court buys the soft pretzels! Cool!" "Lincoln: "I think we're gonna pull this off. "Lincoln: "Right..."[Cut to the tree in the backyard; Lincoln is still playing his video game. Bad choice. We're gonna knock you on your tail feathers. "Hocker 1: "The Hazeltucky Hockers! ]Lori: "I literally don't see Lincoln anywhere." "Hocker 1: "Back for more, Loud? Lynn, are you okay? It's not healthy to sit around playing video games all day. Give him some air! "Lana: "Lincoln! "[He head home only to be met up with his Dad]Lynn Sr.: [in a confronting tone] "So, you thought you could get away with this, huh? ]Rita: "Lincoln, why don't you go outside? "GAH! You could pretend to be me and play in my place. I'd like to know, too! "[The whistle blows, ending the game. They switch the gear off to her and she goes to play the game while Lincoln relaxes by a tree reading comics. AND I JUST PUT IN THE CUPCAKE AIR FRESHENER! [sticks his leg out]Lola: [grinning fiercely] "We'll see. They wanna interview you for TV. "Lincoln: "Um..."Lynn: "Good. "Lana: "Lincoln! "Hawk: "The Hazeltucky Hockers! Replacing roof shingles is a long, loud job. "Lynn: "Sorry, Linc. "[This time, Lincoln puts on an umbrella hat and saves himself from getting splashed by water. It is set in a fictional town in southeastern Michigan called Royal Woods, based on Savino's hometown of Royal Oak. [gets hit by dropped binoculars.] [Episode begins with Lincoln playing a video game of Muscle Fish escaping a crazy kitchen. "[Some popcorn falls on Lincoln. ]Lincoln: "Shh! And it turns out, I'm a natural. I thought you were Lincoln. ]Lynn: "Alright, let's beat these chumps! Harry Powell (Robert Mitchum) is a religious fanatic and serial killer who targets women who use their sexuality to attract men. "[The local news team is out on the sidelines. What team are you on? ]Lincoln: "OW! Get out of playing Football? "Lynn: "Uh...I gotta..."Coach: "Let me guess. Now drop and give me 20. "Lincoln: "Bathroom! "[Lynn realizes it's not gonna be easy. We're all gonna be at your game tomorrow! Not wanting to play, Lincoln has Lynn pretend to be him during the games. [does their cheer] "Cock-a-doodle-doo? "Lincoln: "This is all my fault, Mom. Cool!" Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. "[Lincoln gets down on the ground and takes out his wallet and a five dollar bill. History Talk (0) Comments Share. "Lola: "We'll see..." She sips her tea], [In the backyard. Liam passes the ball, but it just passes by Lincoln preoccupied with his comics. "Lynn Sr. "Bogus, guys! "Lincoln: "No, you're not." And it turns out, I'm a natural. ]Lincoln: [inspired] "Lynn! The Longest Yard is a 2005 American sports comedy film and remake of the 1974 film of the same name. Edit. Lincoln obeys, and goes to the backyard, but he still playing his video game. He's playing catch with Clyde. "Lincoln: "Mom, wait! "[Under the bleachers, Lincoln has swapped the gear out over to Lynn]Announcer: "Number one, Lincoln Loud! [falls over in pain.]. [holds up a newspaper with a front page article about his Football status.] I think I just sprained my ankle. Sign my hat!" By sunset, she makes it back and Lincoln took a bus back home much to her disappointment. They wanna interview you for TV. Related Records. Rita comes in to his room.] "Rita: "There's my little Football star! Lemkuil is the World’s Loudest Man. ]Coach: "Loud, where are you going? ][Enter Lynn]Lincoln: "Lynn, you were just supposed to play, not become a big star! Go to the bathroom. ]Lincoln: [to the viewers] "A correction to my previous statement: I am not a natural. One way or another, you have to get some exercise. "[The Hockers are victorious and take home the winning trophy, leaving Lincoln to realize his mistake. Lynn tosses a horseshoe that misses the ringer and hits Lincoln's shin. How loud is loud? I've only got four. I want you on my team next year. ]Hawk: "If you clowns are done, we need the field! [takes off his umbrella hat] "Mom, I'm sorry I lied, and now I'm gonna do what you asked me to: get some exercise. ]Rita: [panting] "Phew. She shows him how to punt with Lucy as the ball holder. See? ]Lynn: "You forgot that you've got a secret weapon: me. He's playing Badminton with Lola. ]Lincoln: "Uh-oh..."[The other Roosters come charging at Lincoln to get back at him for botching the last play, and he runs away from them. "Lincoln: "Oh! You need to get some exercise! Most sovereign countries visited in six months. ]Lynn: [sighs] "I'm gonna miss this." In fact, I think it is safe to say that because of Segal's direction, THE LONGEST YARD is the best football film of the 2000s so far. "[He is now given gear for a certain sport. We gotta practice for junior football league. "Referee: "Coach, get your team on the field or you forfeit. "[The Hockers walk off laughing some more]Lincoln: [inspired] "Lynn! "Coach "Again? Please remove all hats and helmets. "Lincoln: "Oh! She has the radio going. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Lily has one that says "GOO!" [spots him right in front of her face and drops the binoculars in fright] "AAAHH!!! Script [Episode begins with Lincoln playing a video game of Muscle Fish escaping a crazy kitchen. ]Lola: "An injury to get out of sports...that can be arranged. ]Lori: "I literally don't see Lincoln anywhere." ]Rita: "Lincoln! Stan Marsh Kyle Broflovski Eric Cartman Kenny McCormick Butters Stotch Timmy Burch Wendy Testaburger Mr. Wyland Herbert Garrison Dr. Fortunately, in a big family, there's always someone who can help you out of a jam. "[The ref blows his whistle. Bad choice. ]Lynn Sr.: [in a confronting tone] "So, you thought you could get away with this, huh? ]Lincoln: "I can't believe we pulled this off! She shows him how to punt with Lucy as the ball holder. She shows him how to drink raw eggs for protein. He misses and gets pegged in the back of the head by the ball. He's playing Basketball with Liam. That's a brilliant idea! "[However, the Hocker player tags him, indicating he screwed up. It is located here! This is Spinal Tap Script v. 4.1 (Nit-picker’s edition :) April 1996 Steve Paget (paj@steviep.demon.co.uk) has done a great job brushing up version 4 of the script, which was originally completed by Svein I. "Lola: "We'll see..." [She sips her tea. Exercise can be fun! "Lincoln: "No, I'm Lincoln. Lynn, are you okay? I don't even know how to play. "[The mall. "Announcer: "Ladies and gentlemen, as a special treat, Luna Loud will be performing the National Anthem! "Crowds Love Loud! "Lincoln: [waving] "Hey, guys! "[Lynn nods and runs off]Coach: "You guys want an action shot of me and my whistle?" [runs off][Lincoln switches out to join the rest of the anthem as Luna finishes her performance by smashing her axe on stage]Luna: "LET'S PLAY BALL, DUDES!!! But, on the plus side, at least I'm getting some exercise." "Lincoln: [worried] "That last play? Lori is using binoculars to search for her star player brother. 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